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Bill O'Reilly's cock shaped vibrator

Postby lukpac » Wed Oct 13, 2004 7:01 pm

All I can say is there better be tapes of this stuff...

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O'Reilly Hit With Sex Harass Suit

Female Fox coworker details lewd behavior of cable TV star

OCTOBER 13--Hours after Bill O'Reilly accused her of a multimillion dollar shakedown attempt, a female Fox News producer fired back at the TV star today, filing a lawsuit claiming that he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often, and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes, masturbation, the loss of his virginity, and sexual fantasies. Below you'll find a copy of Andrea Mackris's complaint, an incredible page-turner that quotes O'Reilly, 55, on all sorts of lewd matters. Based on the extensive quotations cited in the complaint, it appears a safe bet that Mackris, 33, recorded some of O'Reilly's more steamy soliloquies. For example, we direct you to his Caribbean shower fantasies. While we suggest reading the entire document, TSG will point you to interesting sections on a Thailand sex show, Al Franken, and the climax of one August 2004 phone conversation. (22 pages)
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Postby Beatlesfan03 » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:06 pm

Talk about a no spin zone.
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Postby lukpac » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:46 pm

Get the fair and balanced report at WND.
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Postby Rspaight » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:24 pm

By the time I got to the part about O'Reilly rubbing her with falafel, I soiled myself with mirth. That's great stuff.

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Postby lukpac » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:46 pm

I think you mean "crunch patties".
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Postby krabapple » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:21 am

This is all because O'Reilly supports gun control. I JUST KNOW IT. Turns out he was liberal perv all along.
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Postby Rspaight » Fri Oct 29, 2004 8:33 am

O'Reilly, producer settle sexual harassment dispute

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Oct. 28, 2004 | NEW YORK -- Fox News Channel television host Bill O'Reilly and a former producer of his talk show have agreed to settle their legal dispute over her allegations of sexual harassment, O'Reilly's lawyer announced Thursday.

Andrea Mackris had claimed O'Reilly made a series of explicit phone calls to her, advised her to use a vibrator and telling her about sexual fantasies involving her.

O'Reilly actually sued Mackris hours before her case was filed Oct. 13. The talk show host said he was fighting an extortion attempt, that Mackris and her lawyer demanded $60 million in "hush money" to make the case quietly go away.

O'Reilly, who's married, is host of the top-rated prime-time cable news program -- and he's seen his ratings go up by 30 percent since the case was filed.

O'Reilly's lawyer, Ronald Green, issued a statement Thursday saying both sides "regret that this matter has caused tremendous pain, and they have agreed to settle. All cases and claims have been withdrawn, and all parties have agreed that there was no wrongdoing whatsoever by Mr. O'Reilly, Ms. Mackris, or Ms. Mackris' counsel, Benedict P. Morelli & Associates."

Mackris' lawyer did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment.

Green's statement also said he and O'Reilly "withdraw any assertion that any extortion by Ms. Mackris, Mr. Morelli" or his law firm occurred.

"Out of respect for their families and privacy, all parties and their representatives have agreed that all information relating to the cases shall remain confidential," Green's statement said.
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Postby krabapple » Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:19 am

cha-CHING
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