Another idiot who doesn't get the Onion...

[MK]

http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/ ... ience.html

[lukpac]

Huh?

http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/ ... ience.html

Thursday, July 06, 2006

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33 ... ecial=1999

April 28, 1999

[MK]

He removed the comments section, but there was over 500, and he got roasted by people on BOTH sides for being an idiot.

Fortunately, the page with the comments still exists and I have the address stored in my browser history:

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/turnst ... 206889457/

my fave:

um.... look pal. i don't do this very often. but i told tipton, i told hinn & now i telling you. leave me out of this.

thanks,

JC
Jesus Christ

[MK]

And:

There is no parody like self-parody. Who on the internet doesn't know that The Onion is a satire site?

And I say that as a pro-lifer myself.

I'm tempted to snark about your qualifications to be an elevator operator, but I'll just go away.

Snickering.

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But Pete, the Onion article is from 1999. Don't you think you should try to track her down and see if her views have changed in the last seven years? That should be easy to do, except for how she's completely imaginary.

And shouldn't you be concerned by more recent events also reported in that paper of record, like this shocking development?

[MK]

And now a wikipedia entry (which may not last):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_Together_For_Life

[CitizenDan]

"Hey Asshat. Your refirigerator is running."

Comic gold!

[lukpac]

http://marchforlife.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... -mail.html

Do you see how they slip their agenda into a "satirical" piece? Oral contraceptives cause abortions too, just at an earlier stage than hospital abortions. Contraception is the direction of the pro-abortion movement, because they know America is waking up to the fact that abortion kills human beings and it should not have been decriminalized by the Supreme Court.

http://marchforlife.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... -kind.html

Point one - My article was a joke, which obviously thousands of you didn't get, all the while accusing me of being the stupidest person on the planet.

http://marchforlife.blogspot.com/2006/0 ... ating.html

It's fascinating the number of personal attacks I've been getting since I responded to the "satire" piece from the Onion. It's also funny to me how pro-aborts claim such brilliance, yet struggle to say a sentence or two without cuss words.

The last person said "I don't know any college educated folks who don't know the site", which proves my point that our children are brainwashed in the public school system. Of course the person who wrote that probably only knows people like him, rude, nasty & thrive on personal attacks.

"pro-aborts"

[MK]

Oh...OHHHH, he was joking...ha ha ha ha....nice try.

[krabapple]

I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
Boo | 07.08.06 - 12:24 am | #

classic.

[CitizenDan]

"pro-aborts"

Yep, not only am I pro-choice, I am pro-abortion. I think it's a beautiful, wonderful thing that every woman should experience. Ya got me.