It's a story on the weather - how can they fuck that up? Well, take a look:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The nation's capital weathered Monica, Gennifer and Fanne, but Isabel may be more than it can handle.
The federal government in Washington shut down Thursday in anticipation of Hurricane Isabel, a powerful storm that moved ashore on the southern banks of North Carolina and headed on a path that could send it over the capital by late afternoon.
The storm posed a different sort of challenge to a city used to political disasters, such as the scandal involving President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (preceded by allegations of an affair from Gennifer Flowers) or the escapades of a stripper and congressman as was the case in 1974 with Fanne Fox and former Rep. Wilbur Mills.
What do Monica and Gennifer (and Fanne) have to do with a storm, you may ask? I'd tell you if I knew...
