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Postby Bennett Cerf » Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:09 am

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Postby MK » Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:58 pm

Yeah, what the fuck would climate scientists know? Especially this whole alarmist bullshit about New Orleans flooding some day and how developing the marshlands will somehow make the problem worse. Pfft, what does Scientific American know? If something like that were possible, George Jr. would care.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:29 am

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Postby lukpac » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:36 am

ROTFL! :lol: :) :D :shock: :P :twisted: :wink: :mrgreen:
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby krabapple » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:19 pm

The first US income tax was enacted during the Civil War. THOSE GODDAM LIBERALS WERE RUINING OUR COUNTRY EVEN THEN! THAT FUCKING LIBERAL FUCK LINCOLN SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT!

Then "in 1913, the 16th Amendment to the Constitution made the income tax a permanent fixture in the U.S. tax system"

THAT FUCKING LIBERAL BASTARD TAFT.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:05 pm

I can't believe that after five years of Republican rule, we still have taxes! I was so sure Bush would abolish them all on January 20, 2001.

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Postby Rspaight » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:15 pm

I can't believe that after five years of Republican rule, we still have taxes! I was so sure Bush would abolish them all on January 20, 2001.


Well, at least Bush has been raising spending to keep pace with his tax cuts.

Wait a minute, that can't be right...

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Postby krabapple » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:38 pm

Bennett Cerf wrote:I can't believe that after five years of Republican rule, we still have taxes! I was so sure Bush would abolish them all on January 20, 2001.


Taxes? What taxes? Mine went down by a cool $500,000 thanks to Bush.

Oh wait, I thought for a minute there I was in the $10 million-and over income bracket. Never mind.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:27 am

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Can anyone explain this one?

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Postby Ess Ay Cee Dee » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:49 am

I think it's a self-portrait.

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Postby Xenu » Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:13 pm

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:35 am

I can't seem to post the image directly, but today's strip is just wonderful.

http://pst.rbma.com/content/Mallard_Fillmore?date=20060408

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Postby lukpac » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:46 am

That doesn't seem to be working either.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:50 am

This should:

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Postby lukpac » Sat Apr 08, 2006 1:20 pm

I don't get it.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD