Two stories on the front page this morning: "Bush Administration: Spain Mishandled Early Info on Madrid Bombing" and "U.S. Raises Pakistan's Standing To 'Major' Ally."
Whaah? The Bush Administration's got the balls to point a finger elsewhere--especially regarding [gulp] the mishandling of information [Iraq's WMD, anyone?] No way, dude! And Pakistan's state-sponsored sales of nuclear technology to unsavory nations, rather than resulting in that country being leveled to the ground results instead in an upgrade to "major" ally? Ooo-wee! We are all fortunate to be living in a time of limitless possibilities. Hey, maybe tomorrow's paper will feature a story on flying pigs.
The Jury's Returned: Yes, We Are Indeed In The Twilight Zone
The Jury's Returned: Yes, We Are Indeed In The Twilight Zone
Dr. Ron 
TM "Do it 'till you're sick of it. Do it 'till you can't do it no more." Jesse Winchester
TM "Do it 'till you're sick of it. Do it 'till you can't do it no more." Jesse Winchester