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Postby Rspaight » Sun May 14, 2006 9:41 am

Why isn't that kid wearing a patriotic shirt?!?!?

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Postby lukpac » Sun May 14, 2006 10:36 am

Rspaight wrote:Why isn't that kid wearing a patriotic shirt?!?!?


His principal took it and burned it.
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Postby lukpac » Mon May 15, 2006 12:58 pm

Methinks the duck is just mad that people like Clinton more than Bush.
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Postby Rspaight » Mon May 15, 2006 1:42 pm

RQOTW: "I'll make sure that our future is defined not by the letters ACLU, but by the letters USA." -- Mitt Romney

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Postby Rspaight » Mon May 15, 2006 3:21 pm

RQOTW: "I'll make sure that our future is defined not by the letters ACLU, but by the letters USA." -- Mitt Romney

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Postby lukpac » Mon May 15, 2006 3:35 pm

# Bill S Says:
May 13th, 2006 at 8:05 pm

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You should know better than to try and MAKE SENSE out of a “Mallard Fillmore” punchline. Trying to locate the humour is like trying to locate where a toenail clipping has fallen on the bathroom floor. Except that in the latter, you’re more likely to find something of value.
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Postby Rspaight » Tue May 16, 2006 11:25 am

Using the duck's definition, I hope many more people betray their country in the near future.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue May 16, 2006 1:07 pm

Somehow I get the feeling that Tinsley is much much angrier with the journalist and the Pulitzer committee than the supposed traitor.

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Postby Rspaight » Wed May 17, 2006 9:55 am

I'm interested in knowing what exactly the relationship between nuclear power and gas prices is. Unless there's a vast network of gasoline-powered electrical generators I'm unaware of.

Not that the other two have anything (much) to do with gas prices either, but nukes are a complete non sequitur.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu May 18, 2006 9:30 am

Remember all the liberals complaining during the Clinton years that gas prices were too low?

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Postby CitizenDan » Thu May 18, 2006 2:08 pm

Bruce, if you're looking in: P-L-E-B-E-I-A-N.
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Postby czeskleba » Thu May 18, 2006 10:53 pm

CitizenDan wrote:Bruce, if you're looking in: P-L-E-B-E-I-A-N.


Bruce was home-schooled.