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Please don't masturbate in the public library.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:56 pm
by Bennett Cerf
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:12 pm
by lukpac
Mr. Hunte did it.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 pm
by Jeff
A six-minute report about some schlub beating off at the library? It must have been a slow news day in Cleveland.
That is funnier than hell, though. It's a cautionary tale.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:30 pm
by MK
It was funnier in "The Squid & The Whale."
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:58 pm
by lukpac
"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he -- [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can."
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:41 pm
by Leppo
That guy should go to library school so he can masturbate professionally someday.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:02 am
by Bennett Cerf