Please don't masturbate in the public library.

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Please don't masturbate in the public library.

Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:56 pm


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Postby lukpac » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:12 pm

Mr. Hunte did it.
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Postby Jeff » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:07 pm

A six-minute report about some schlub beating off at the library? It must have been a slow news day in Cleveland.

That is funnier than hell, though. It's a cautionary tale.

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Postby MK » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:30 pm

It was funnier in "The Squid & The Whale."
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Postby lukpac » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:58 pm

"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he -- [splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can."
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Leppo » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:41 pm

That guy should go to library school so he can masturbate professionally someday.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:02 am