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Postby MK » Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:17 pm

NFL Cheerleaders Arrested for Alleged Lesbian Sex in Bar Bathroom
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By Josh Hart
Nov 7, 2005

Published reports say that two of the NFL's Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested in a bar in Tampa early Sunday. The incident is still under investigation and reports are sketchy, but wire services are reporting that the names of the two women are Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas.

Both women were reportedly in town for the Carolina Panthers-Tampa Bay Bucs game on Sunday.

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The Charlotte Observer initially reported that a police report indicated Kristen Owen, 22 and Angela Keathley, 26, were arrested after an incident at Banana Joe's in the city's Channelside district.

According to the Observer, the police report claims the two cheerleaders were having sex with each other in a stall at the bar when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom. Then one of the cheerleaders and another person started arguing and the cheerleader hit that person in the face, according to the report.

However, according to a report by Charlotte's WCNC-TV, police have since questioned the identity of one of the cheerleaders, saying another woman may have tried to dupe them by using Owen's drivers' license. Police said they have opened an investigation into the identity issue, and a Tampa TV report indicated that police now think that the woman who identified herself as Owen is in fact another Panthers cheerleader, Renee Thomas.

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Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.

Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

Police say Thomas punched the woman in the face. When Thomas was arrested, she gave police the name of another Panthers cheerleader.

Thomas could face additional charges for lying to police, once they confirm her identity.

Both published and broadcast reports say that Angela "was so drunk she could barely stand. Police also described her as rude and belligerent toward them."

--Josh Hart with wire and broadcast reports
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Postby lukpac » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:47 pm

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