Masons = Satanists

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Masons = Satanists

Postby Patrick M » Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:18 pm

I was in the Cracker Barrel tonight and noticed a delightful little publication in the bathroom. Luckily for you, this enlightening publication is available online:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5022/5022_01.asp

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Postby lukpac » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:50 pm

So what should he do?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Patrick M » Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:51 am

Renounce Masonry and repent.

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Postby Rspaight » Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:44 am

Chick tracts are hugely entertaining. I rejoice whenever I find one under my windshield wiper.

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Postby lukpac » Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:15 am

Ok, I've never seen those before. Scary, yet entertaining at the same time.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Rspaight » Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:00 am

I've seen several of 'em over the years, mostly left under the wiper or in a restroom or hotel room or whatever. (Once I was the target of a lazy Chick tract distributor, and wound up with a whole pile of 'em. I'm sure my fellow employees at a previous job were wondering how they ended up in the internal mail system.)

They're great, and almost always the exact same formula -- a happy-go-lucky person is warned that their seemingly harmless activities/opinions will surely lead them to a gruesomely depicted violent torment. (In the case of this one, death at the hands of brutal yet oddly honorable terrorists.) The poor sap craps his/her pants in fear and immediately gives his/her life over to Christ, at which point a vacant smile is permanently plastered on his/her face.

I didn't know there was a web site, though. The wonders of our modern age!

More reading via Google:

The Catholics defend themselves against Chick tracts

Cthulhu Chick tract (scroll down)

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Postby balthazar » Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:27 pm

If Masons are a bunch of Satanists, how come they raise millions of dollars every year for free children's hospitals and other charities?

It baffles me why some Christians are so intolerant. My wife and I bought a house recently, and one of the first things some hatemonger left on our doorstep was an anti-Gay pamphlet.

Now we've got people bashing one of the most benevolent fraternal organizations in the country.

These people need their priorities straightened out.
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Postby Rspaight » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:27 pm

A great source of ChickInfo:

http://www.chickcomics.com/

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Re: Masons = Satanists

Postby krabapple » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:48 am

Patrick M wrote:I was in the Cracker Barrel tonight and noticed a delightful little publication in the bathroom. Luckily for you, this enlightening publication is available online:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5022/5022_01.asp

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Bigoted, intolerant tracts found in a place called 'Cracker Barrel'? Who'd have thunk it?

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Postby lukpac » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:57 am

For some reason Tom Tomorrow has a link to Chick on his blog. Featured is This Was Your Life. What got my interest, though, was the See also with African characters link.

Umm, ok.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Rspaight » Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:41 pm

I always suspected the genitals would be first to burn up upon re-entry in Earth's atmosphere.

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Postby lukpac » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:25 pm

If you lead a shitty life, then semi-consciously squeeze your son's hand on your death bed, Jesus will save you:

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"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Re: Masons = Satanists

Postby lukpac » Tue May 28, 2013 11:48 pm

Not sure if this belongs here or in the Conservapedia thread, but...

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

Jack Thomas Chick (b. 13 April 1924) is an American Christian fundamentalist well known for Chick Publications, commonly called "Chick tracts." His tracts cover various aspects of the Christian faith, including the principles of tolerance and love as well as the Catholics' satanist conspiracy to overthrow God's reign on earth. Or...something.[1] His claims about the Jesuits, for instance, include that they were responsible for the creation of the Qur'an, they tutored Karl Marx, started the Soviet Union and even got the Tsar's gold as a reward.[2] Jesuits controlled the Gestapo and were responsible for the Holocaust, and that all this is being deliberately withheld from the American people because of the influence of the Catholic Church on the media.[3] As a general rule, his tracts read like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic and make Pat Robertson look mellowed out in comparison. Of course, not even Jack can compare to Fred Phelps.


Etc.
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Postby lukpac » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:27 am

A House stenographer and well-known employee calmly took to a microphone and began screaming.

"Do not be deceived. God shall not be mocked. A House divided cannot stand," she said, according to a House GOP aide. After a few seconds, she was escorted out by the sergeant-at-arms, but an audio recording captured the rest of her rant.

"He will not be mocked, He will not be mocked, (don't touch me) He will not be mocked. The greatest deception here, is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. Had it been ... it would not have been ... No, it would not have been ... the Constitution would not have been written by Free Masons ... and go against God. You cannot serve two masters. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God, Lord Jesus Christ."


http://www.channel3000.com/news/politic ... index.html
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Rspaight » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:21 pm

There's a big billboard in town that says "Be not fooled, God is not mocked" or something like that. Galatians 6:7 in any case, just like this -- it's there for several months. Must be a thing.
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