http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5022/5022_01.asp
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Patrick M wrote:I was in the Cracker Barrel tonight and noticed a delightful little publication in the bathroom. Luckily for you, this enlightening publication is available online:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5022/5022_01.asp
Jack Thomas Chick (b. 13 April 1924) is an American Christian fundamentalist well known for Chick Publications, commonly called "Chick tracts." His tracts cover various aspects of the Christian faith, including the principles of tolerance and love as well as the Catholics' satanist conspiracy to overthrow God's reign on earth. Or...something.[1] His claims about the Jesuits, for instance, include that they were responsible for the creation of the Qur'an, they tutored Karl Marx, started the Soviet Union and even got the Tsar's gold as a reward.[2] Jesuits controlled the Gestapo and were responsible for the Holocaust, and that all this is being deliberately withheld from the American people because of the influence of the Catholic Church on the media.[3] As a general rule, his tracts read like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic and make Pat Robertson look mellowed out in comparison. Of course, not even Jack can compare to Fred Phelps.
A House stenographer and well-known employee calmly took to a microphone and began screaming.
"Do not be deceived. God shall not be mocked. A House divided cannot stand," she said, according to a House GOP aide. After a few seconds, she was escorted out by the sergeant-at-arms, but an audio recording captured the rest of her rant.
"He will not be mocked, He will not be mocked, (don't touch me) He will not be mocked. The greatest deception here, is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. Had it been ... it would not have been ... No, it would not have been ... the Constitution would not have been written by Free Masons ... and go against God. You cannot serve two masters. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God, Lord Jesus Christ."