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Snakes on a Plane

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:01 pm
by Xenu
So it sucks, right?

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:45 pm
by MK
The idea of it is funny....but I'm not gonna pay $10 to sit through 90 minutes of it. I heard that most of the time, they don't treat the concept as a joke. Shudder.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:53 pm
by Jeff
I saw the trailer for that thing a couple of weeks ago and laughed my ass off. Oddly, my wife and I seemed to be the only ones in the theater laughing.

I'd have to be drunk and stoned to sit through it, and somebody else would have to pay for the ticket.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:41 pm
by Xenu
Drunk and stoned? So I'm waiting for the DVD, then?

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:46 pm
by Patrick M

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:00 pm
by krabapple
The NY Times (Manohla Dargis) gave it a mildy enthusiastic thumbs up, e.g this excerpt:

"As it happens, “Snakes on a Plane” isn’t just about rubber reptiles and Mr. Jackson spewing pearls of profanity; it’s also a solid, B-movie-style entertainment crammed with “Boos!” and lightly scented with a whiff of social metaphor."

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:31 pm
by Beatlesfan03
Well it appears the hype didn't matter. ... 53300.html

"Snakes on a Plane" fails to charm
Sunday August 20 1:58 PM ET

So much for the Internet hype.

"Snakes on a Plane," a camp thriller that generated an unprecedented tsunami of online hysteria during the past year, crawled into the No. 1 slot at the North American weekend box office with estimated ticket sales of just $15.3 million, its distributor said on Sunday.

New Line Cinema had hoped the movie would open in the low-$20 million range, a spokeswoman said. While the Time Warner Inc.-owned studio was disappointed, she said the film would be profitable. Hailed by celluloid cognoscenti as being so bad that it's good, "Snakes" cost about $30 million to make, a relatively modest sum.

The sales figure covers actual data from Friday and Saturday, as well as an estimate for Sunday. It also includes $1.4 million from Thursday-evening screenings.

Samuel L. Jackson plays an FBI agent trying to regain control of a plane that the Mafia had filled with poisonous snakes in order to kill a protected witness. The only problem was that the title so handily summed up the film's plot that there was little incentive to see it, said Brandon Gray, an analyst at

"This tells you that you need to have a compelling story or premise to get an audience for your movie," he said.

Senior New Line executives were not available for comment.

The project had been in development since 1999, going through several studios, rewrites and directors. It became a cause celebre last year when Jackson publicly assailed New Line for changing the title to the nebulous "Pacific Air 121."

The studio backed down, empowering Jackson and adoring online fans to complain that the film was not violent enough. Scenes were added ratcheting up the gruesome quotient. The bloggers' victory ensured plenty of media coverage, seemingly turning the little B-movie into a preordained must-see hit.

But filmmaking-by-Internet committee has its limits. Industry surveys in recent weeks indicated only modest interest among the moviegoing masses. New Line found itself both playing up the film's unusual backstory and playing down its sales expectations. It did not screen the movie in advance for critics, a common tactic when a studio fears the reviews will be less than complimentary.

The box-office champion for the previous two weekends, "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," slipped to No. 2 with $14.1 million. The total for Sony Corp .'s Will Ferrell NASCAR comedy rose to $114.7 million.

Director Oliver Stone's September 11 drama "World Trade Center" held steady at No. 3 in its second weekend with $10.8 million and the two-week total for the burgeoning hit rose to $45 million. The film was released by Paramount Pictures, a unit of Viacom Inc.

The top-10 contained two other new releases, as well as an arthouse hit that entered the top tier for the first time after expanding into national release.

The college comedy "Accepted" opened at No. 4 with a solid $10.1 million. The film stars Justin Long as a youngster who starts his own fake college after he fails to be accepted into any real colleges. It was released by Universal Pictures, a unit of General Electric Co.'s NBC Universal Inc.

The teen comedy "Material Girls," starring siblings Hilary and Haylie Duff, opened at No. 9 with $4.6 million, in line with the modest expectations of its closely held distributor, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc.

Doing considerably better was the family comedy "Little Miss Sunshine," which jumped five places to No. 7 with $5.7 million in its fourth weekend. The crowd-pleaser has earned $12.8 million to date. It was released by Fox Searchlight Pictures, the arthouse arm of News Corp.1 Twentieth Century Fox unit.

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:06 am
by krabapple
Don't cry for just $30 mil cost, they'll make a mint in overseas markets and domestic DVD rentals.

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:34 pm
by Crummy Old Label Avatar
Heh heh. Hey, Beavis! You said "A whiff of social metaphor".