Mainstream comics are basically soap operas
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:13 am
You know the old soap opera cliches of characters dying, but coming back (he/she wasn't dead after all!), turning evil, turning good, etc.? You take away the superpowers and costumes, and everything DC and Marvel puts out is kind of like that.
I used to read and collect this stuff around middle school, but every few years I get curious and check what's been happening with the DC universe, and it's crazy as hell. Hawkman apparently was killed off or sent into oblivion because the writing staff screwed his character up so bad (alternate universes, etc. stuff too confusing for anyone to care), they needed time to figure out how to straighten him out.
Then Green Lantern (or the one most people know, Hal Jordan) apparently went crazy some years back and tried to destroy the universe.
Then he came back redeemed and died saving the universe.
Then he was resurrected as a new character, the Spectre.
Then it turns out he went crazy because he was possessed by something that apparently is a new, long-winded, complicated, and 'untold' (i.e. something they just cooked up) portion of his origin and the reason why yellow was his weakness. It's also the reason why his temples went grey (as if the fans went mad trying to figure that one out).
Then this thing or whatever that possessed him was banished and he became the Green Lantern again. (That's actually 10 years of Green Lantern in a nutshell.)
Meanwhile, Blue Beetle got shot in the head, in a tired trend of killing off second-tier characters in big, crossover stories, and killing them off in visually brutal fashion (check out wikipedia's entry on Blue Beetle. Shit, they have his brains splattering out of his head. You can tell they really LOVED that character over at DC.)
And Max Lord is the one who killed him. Means nothing to most people, but he was a major character when I was reading comics, and it's weird how he's suddenly evil and homicidal, the guy was basically a comedic version of Donald Trump that funded the Justice League for some odd reason.
I used to read and collect this stuff around middle school, but every few years I get curious and check what's been happening with the DC universe, and it's crazy as hell. Hawkman apparently was killed off or sent into oblivion because the writing staff screwed his character up so bad (alternate universes, etc. stuff too confusing for anyone to care), they needed time to figure out how to straighten him out.
Then Green Lantern (or the one most people know, Hal Jordan) apparently went crazy some years back and tried to destroy the universe.
Then he came back redeemed and died saving the universe.
Then he was resurrected as a new character, the Spectre.
Then it turns out he went crazy because he was possessed by something that apparently is a new, long-winded, complicated, and 'untold' (i.e. something they just cooked up) portion of his origin and the reason why yellow was his weakness. It's also the reason why his temples went grey (as if the fans went mad trying to figure that one out).
Then this thing or whatever that possessed him was banished and he became the Green Lantern again. (That's actually 10 years of Green Lantern in a nutshell.)
Meanwhile, Blue Beetle got shot in the head, in a tired trend of killing off second-tier characters in big, crossover stories, and killing them off in visually brutal fashion (check out wikipedia's entry on Blue Beetle. Shit, they have his brains splattering out of his head. You can tell they really LOVED that character over at DC.)
And Max Lord is the one who killed him. Means nothing to most people, but he was a major character when I was reading comics, and it's weird how he's suddenly evil and homicidal, the guy was basically a comedic version of Donald Trump that funded the Justice League for some odd reason.