The Bush Administration Drinking Game
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:11 pm
Can you tell I'm goofing off this afternoon?
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The Bush Administration Drinking Game
1. Everytime George W. Bush pronounces “nuclear” wrong, take a drink.
2. Everytime George W. Bush pronounces the name of a country wrong, take a drink.
3. Everytime Laura Bush talks about how important literacy and education are, take two drinks.
4. Everytime the administration swears they will find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, take a drink.
5. Everytime the administration fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, take two drinks.
6. Everytime Dick Cheney implies there is a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, take a drink.
7. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld implies there is a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, take a drink.
8. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld contradicts what he said earlier and claims the administration never said there was any evidence of a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, down the whole glass.
9. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld gets snippy with reporters, take a drink.
10. Everytime the administration swears the invasion of Iraq has nothing to do with oil, take a drink.
11. Everytime Halliburton is awarded a contract in Iraq, take two drinks.
12. Everytime George W. Bush asks for more money for the occupation of Iraq, take a drink.
13. Everytime George W. Bush asks the American people to be prepared to make sacrifices for the War on Terrorism, take a drink.
14. Everytime George W. Bush tries to push through another tax cut, down the whole glass.
15. Everytime George W. Bush passes the blame off on someone else (the Clinton Administration, his speechwriters, the CIA), take a drink.
16. Everytime George W. Bush complains of other people being "revisionist historians," take a drink.
17. Everytime George W. Bush revises history (for example, claiming Iraq wouldn't let UN weapons inspectors into the country just prior to the invasion), take two drinks.
18. Everytime John Ashcroft makes fun of librarians, take a drink.
19. Everytime John Ashcroft tries to broaden intelligence gathering on US citizens to include more than terrorism cases, take a drink.
20. Everytime John Ashcroft swears that such broadened intelligence gathering would only be used to fight terrorism, take two drinks.
21. Everytime John Ashcroft sings a song of his own composition, down the whole glass.*
* Ryan provides helpful links to get you started:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ashpic1.html
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ ... v.med.html
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The Bush Administration Drinking Game
1. Everytime George W. Bush pronounces “nuclear” wrong, take a drink.
2. Everytime George W. Bush pronounces the name of a country wrong, take a drink.
3. Everytime Laura Bush talks about how important literacy and education are, take two drinks.
4. Everytime the administration swears they will find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, take a drink.
5. Everytime the administration fails to find Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, take two drinks.
6. Everytime Dick Cheney implies there is a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, take a drink.
7. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld implies there is a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, take a drink.
8. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld contradicts what he said earlier and claims the administration never said there was any evidence of a connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaida, down the whole glass.
9. Everytime Donald Rumsfeld gets snippy with reporters, take a drink.
10. Everytime the administration swears the invasion of Iraq has nothing to do with oil, take a drink.
11. Everytime Halliburton is awarded a contract in Iraq, take two drinks.
12. Everytime George W. Bush asks for more money for the occupation of Iraq, take a drink.
13. Everytime George W. Bush asks the American people to be prepared to make sacrifices for the War on Terrorism, take a drink.
14. Everytime George W. Bush tries to push through another tax cut, down the whole glass.
15. Everytime George W. Bush passes the blame off on someone else (the Clinton Administration, his speechwriters, the CIA), take a drink.
16. Everytime George W. Bush complains of other people being "revisionist historians," take a drink.
17. Everytime George W. Bush revises history (for example, claiming Iraq wouldn't let UN weapons inspectors into the country just prior to the invasion), take two drinks.
18. Everytime John Ashcroft makes fun of librarians, take a drink.
19. Everytime John Ashcroft tries to broaden intelligence gathering on US citizens to include more than terrorism cases, take a drink.
20. Everytime John Ashcroft swears that such broadened intelligence gathering would only be used to fight terrorism, take two drinks.
21. Everytime John Ashcroft sings a song of his own composition, down the whole glass.*
* Ryan provides helpful links to get you started:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ashpic1.html
http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ ... v.med.html