Rapture Ready clusterfuck of the day

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Rapture Ready clusterfuck of the day

Postby Xenu » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:48 pm

http://www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?s=f ... c5&t=76371

All about the swearing in...and the terrifying lack of the bible the second time around.

My favorite quote:

Ironically, the flub involves executing the office of the Presidency.
What is the difference of "faithfully executing the office of the Presidency" vs.
"executing the office of Presidency, faithfully"?
There is more than one definition of execute. Who was it that said there are no coincidences?

1 : to carry out fully : put completely into effect <execute a command>
2 : to do what is provided or required by <execute a decree>
3 : to put to death especially in compliance with a legal sentence
4 : to make or produce (as a work of art) especially by carrying out a design
5 : to perform what is required to give validity to <execute a deed>
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Re: Rapture Ready clusterfuck of the day

Postby lukpac » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:08 pm

"Obama is clearly against God"

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Re: Rapture Ready clusterfuck of the day

Postby Rspaight » Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:32 pm

So when does sharia law take effect? My wife needs to know when to buy veils.
RQOTW: "I'll make sure that our future is defined not by the letters ACLU, but by the letters USA." -- Mitt Romney