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Postby Rspaight » Sun May 07, 2006 12:12 am

Except when it's green.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sun May 07, 2006 12:13 pm

How does Tinsley follow a strip in which he accuses an imaginary reader of living in 1958?

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Postby Rspaight » Sun May 07, 2006 4:18 pm

Holy crap! Bruce Tinsley is Bob Lovely!

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Postby czeskleba » Sun May 07, 2006 10:19 pm

lukpac wrote:I find it really odd that its head is black even when the strip is in color.


Well, that's a daily strip, so it's really only "in color" online, for what it's worth. It seems (based on my very limited research) that he never blacks out the heads in the Sunday strip, while he's completely arbitrary with the daily.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu May 11, 2006 9:53 am

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Postby lukpac » Thu May 11, 2006 10:01 am

townhall.com has all the answers.

It's like Bill O'Reilly, only in comic strip form.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri May 12, 2006 9:21 am

Tinsley takes yet another trip to bizarro world...

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Postby Rspaight » Fri May 12, 2006 10:41 am

Given the contents of today's papers, having Tinsley whine about "surveillance cameras" in the service of his little straw men is obscene.

It's like he still thinks Clinton is president.

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Postby lukpac » Fri May 12, 2006 10:50 am

I like how "An actual shirt!" is supposed to actually mean something. Here's my proof!
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Postby Xenu » Fri May 12, 2006 9:58 pm

I once had a very enlightening conversation with a college friend of mine. It was about how basically *anything* with Che on it owned by a college student is pretentious. We got onto discussing a similar, but unrelated problem: how clothing with Jim Morrison on it is supposed to imply some sort of substance, when it really does nothing of the sort.

Our brilliant solution was to combine the two problems. The only unpretentious Che Guevara shirt is a big picture of Che, with the following legend:

FUCK HER IN THE ASS.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat May 13, 2006 11:33 am

An actual shirt! part 2:

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Postby Rspaight » Sat May 13, 2006 2:57 pm

I suppose Tinsley's head would explode if he ever stumbled on CafePress.

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Postby Xenu » Sat May 13, 2006 9:57 pm

That's the genius of Cafepress: you can find shirts to support whatever strawman you please!
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sun May 14, 2006 9:17 am

Thanks, Mom, for not getting that abortion!

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Postby lukpac » Sun May 14, 2006 9:27 am

Yeah, women, shut up, stay home and have babies. Got it?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD