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Postby lukpac » Tue May 02, 2006 10:00 am

Since when to illegal immigrants not pay taxes?
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Postby Rspaight » Tue May 02, 2006 11:01 am

I'd imagine most day laborers are paid in cash under the table, and who knows what happens to taxes withheld under fake SSNs. I dunno. But everyone pays sales taxes and the like.

(That's a spin I haven't heard yet on the "national sales tax" issue. Replace income tax with a consumption tax, and the whole "immigrant freeloader" thing goes away...)

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Postby Xenu » Tue May 02, 2006 9:57 pm

MF was mentioned on the Report last night, oddly enough.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue May 02, 2006 10:24 pm

Yeah. Colbert said the current Doonesbury storyline was the worst thing to hit the funny pages since Mallard Fillmore died of avian flu.

If only.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Wed May 03, 2006 10:01 am

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Principal Flaccid is such a pussy.

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Postby Rspaight » Wed May 03, 2006 10:38 am

I don't see a footnote on this one. Is he making stuff up again? Or is he still talking about waving a shirt around in the air while shouting at someone = "wearing"?

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Postby krabapple » Wed May 03, 2006 10:55 am

Bennett Cerf wrote:Sometimes Tinsley drifts so far into Bizarro World that it seems pointless to try to argue with him.

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Of course, he couldn't cite a person who believes global warming is entirely caused by humans...BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY.
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu May 04, 2006 9:30 am

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Postby lukpac » Thu May 04, 2006 10:25 am

Is there a straw man Tinsley hasn't fallen in love with?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri May 05, 2006 9:14 am

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Postby lukpac » Fri May 05, 2006 9:20 am

lukpac wrote:Is there a straw man Tinsley hasn't fallen in love with?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat May 06, 2006 10:49 am

Oh man.

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Postby Ess Ay Cee Dee » Sat May 06, 2006 12:00 pm

I'm just impressed that the duck's head stayed the same color in both panels.

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Postby Rspaight » Sat May 06, 2006 5:26 pm

Doesn't Mallard know how black ducks were treated in 1958?

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Postby lukpac » Sat May 06, 2006 9:22 pm

I find it really odd that its head is black even when the strip is in color.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD