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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:19 am

No, none at all.

There is also no difference between people with Christian/Catholic backgrounds mocking their own religions and Mel Gibson slurring the followers of a different religion.

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Postby lukpac » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:25 am

Jews. Their stupid games. Jews. They're really lame.
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Postby Jeff » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:34 am

I will not consort with Jews until they publicly apologize for killing Jesus.

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Postby krabapple » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:12 pm

In My Country There Is Problem

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.



Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back



Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be careful of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do



(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)
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Postby Jeff » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:51 pm

Jagshemash!

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:31 pm

That really is the ultimate hypocrisy of the liberal Jew MSM: the eerie silence that greets the Islamofascist rantings of Borat.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:34 pm

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:29 am

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Postby krabapple » Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:49 am

'Liberals!'

'LIBERALS!'!

'LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS LIBERALS!!!!!!!'

'OOPS I CRAPPED MY PANTS!'
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Postby lukpac » Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:12 am

Bennett Cerf wrote:Image


As I said:

Jews = bad

Except when talking about the Middle East, then:

Jews = good
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:19 am

When Tinsley takes a break from politics, the strip is even lamer than usual.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:52 pm

After a second forgettable step away from politics...

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...Tinsley comes up with this:

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Yeah.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:15 am

If only swarthy foreigners were prohibited from air travel, 9/11 could have been prevented.

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Postby Rspaight » Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:44 am

Hey, separate drinking fountains were a good idea, so why not separate airlines for brown people? We could equip Darkie Airlines jets with a remote-controlled detonation mechanism in case one went off course and headed for a bunch of white people.

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Postby Rspaight » Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:03 am

Tinsley should be pleased by this story:

Iraqi barred from NYC flight over t-shirt

NEW YORK, Aug. 30 (UPI) -- Security officials at New York's JFK International Airport refused to allow a man aboard his flight because of an Arabic inscription on his t-shirt.

Iraqi-born architect Raed Jarrar said security staff told him his t-shirt, which said "We will not be silent" in Arabic and English was upsetting other passengers, WNYC, New York Public Radio, reported Wednesday.

He said security told him he would have to turn the shirt inside out before he could board, but he ended up putting on another t-shirt provided by Jet Blue airline staff over the original one.

"I grew up and spent all my life living under authoritarian regimes and I know that these things happen," Jarrar said. "But I'm shocked that they happened to me here, in the U.S."

A spokesman for Jet Blue told WNYC the airline is trying to determine if the security officials were with the airline, the federal Transportation Security Administration or the New York Port Authority.
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