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Postby lukpac » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:41 pm

Does GHWB get credit for Clinton, then?
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Postby Xenu » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:39 pm

The duck speaks in rhyme now?
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:39 pm

lukpac wrote:Does GHWB get credit for Clinton, then?


No.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:08 am

Tinsley's apparently run out of election-oriented material, so instead we get this:

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And he must really love pea-brains, since he explored the same topic last April:

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:32 am

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The "continued..." at the end is reassuring. I was worried he was going to leave us hanging.

I also like how "politically correct" doesn't appear in quotes, but "tolerant," "inclusive," and "diverse" do.

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Postby krabapple » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:20 pm

People have been saying 'Happy Holidays' for as long as I've been alive...long before 'politial correctness' was in the air.

I wonder how the readers of Jewish World Review feel about Tinsley's jeering at that.
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Postby Xenu » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:38 pm

Meanwhile, I've been attempting to find "blank" holiday cards...things with a nice little wintery scene on the cover and absolutely no packaged sentiment inside. It's damn near impossible at the standard destinations, and I bet I'll have to truck on over to a stationery store.
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Postby Rspaight » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:45 am

Am I completely deluded, or was "Happy Holidays" not at one time just a way to say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" with a lot less syllables, rather than some liberal plot to kill the baby Jesus?

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:25 am

I blame Jesus the Jew.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:19 am

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Stupid. Everyone knows Pearl Harbor & The Explosions was a late '70s new wave band.

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Postby lukpac » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:27 am

I wonder how the duck remembered with that two week lead time...
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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:07 am

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Postby Rspaight » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:17 pm

I'm too lazy to do the numbers, but I thought a flat tax needed to be 20% or more to even come close to current revenue.

I'm sure the duck could easily cut federal spending in half by eliminating "waste" and "pork." I look forward to his detailed proposal.

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