High Gas Prices Confuse Dipsticks
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:25 pm
Still, he said he probably would not be trading in his personal pickup for a more fuel-efficient vehicle.
"I can't with three children. I'm pretty much stuck. Big man, big car," he added, patting his belly.
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/12530366.htm
Jesus Christ. Put down the goddamn Ding Dongs and maybe you'll be able to wedge your ass into a normal car.
And what does "three children" have to do with needing a pickup truck? Do you haul them in the bed?
Why do I get the feeling these fuckwits are going to riot in the streets to try to keep their 11 MPG F-150s?
Ryan