People from his father's native Kenya were excited over his election, he said, thinking that would mean the building of billions of dollars in new roads, bridges, hospitals, and schools in their country.
"So I've tried to explain how it works these days," he said. "First comes the invasion, and then billions in aid."
and then there's this one:
Referring to the Democratic National Convention speech that rocketed him to national celebrity, he recalled that he had said that "we coach Little League in the blue states and we have some gay friends in the red states.
"Well, here's an update. Since the election, that gay couple I knew in the red states? They've moved back to the blue states."
This guy is great.