Al Franken vs Bill O'Reilly
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 9:16 pm
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C-SPAN2 Smackdown!
Al Franken beats up on poor Bill O-Lie-ly
It seems there was a major, live dustup between Al Franken and Bill O'Reilly yesterday afternoon on C-SPAN2. We missed the live fireworks -- but stayed up late last night for the rerun at midnight EDT.
The setting was a book fair in Los Angeles. The hostess and moderator was former California congressperson turned publishing player Pat Schroeder -- a gracious and very charming podium hostess. The guests were Molly Ivins, Bill O'Reilly, and Al Franken -- all plugging forthcoming books. Each got a slice of time to address the attendees -- and judging by the applause, a lot of O'Reilly's partisans showed up to cheer him on. Seems Al Franken had quite the following, too.
Molly talked a little about her new book -- but said more about her previous tome, "Shrub," which, she noted, turned out to be prescient in its forecasting the many nonsuccesses of His Fraudulence and his misadministration so far.
O'Reilly followed, and spent most of his time trying to convince viewers that he is "neither conservative nor liberal" but a "true independent" -- using some frankly questionable example to "prove" his point. He talked a good game about virtues, "principles" and "discipline" -- and how awful it is to have a government that just might help make your life even one iota easier. It sounded like a retread of his overrated and completely fixed FAUX News Channel prime-time "interview" program The O'Reilly Factor, a sham "political talk show" that is nothing more than a means for Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes and their conservative cronies to communicate the spin of the day.
Up to the podium came Franken, with the draft cover for his new book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced View of the Right". He immediately pointed out that O'Reilly was among the many liars on the preliminary cover -- which elicited an angry scowl from O'Reilly, who was the frequent subject of cutaways during Franken's hilarious monologue. Billy-Bob's visage was frozen in the most p!ssed-off look we've yet seen from anyone on any flavor of C-SPAN. O'Reilly was also leaning away from Franken -- to the point where it appeared as if he might slip out of his seat at any moment.
Before Franken previewed his book, he said that "God, um, asked me to write this book because he's so p!ssed off at Bush" -- who was not picked by God "but by Clarence Thomas." The audience was laughing, and laughing loud.
Franken then started taking shots at his book's subjects. He said "Lies..." is a response to phonied-up tomes about alleged media bias by Bernie Goldberg and Ann Coulter. He slammed the myth of the media having a pro-liberal bias, citing the magazines that did not give in to Monica mania: "Sailing, "Grocer's Monthly", "Juggs", and "Big Butt." He slammed the lie about the Bush tax cut going to the most needy -- saying that Chimp Boy hasn't clue one anyway. He slammed the record of Bush Daddy and Junior on making jobs disappear, cracking wise that if Bushes had run the country since 1776, not one person would have worked. His impersonation of Cheney uncomfortably slipping the word "evildoers" into a speech was priceless. And he needled Richard Scaife about buying up Mona Charen's latest book in quantity "to use as mulch."
Franken was on a roll. And then he pulled out the strategic nuclear weapons.
First, he hilariously nailed Ann Coulter not only for deceptive "footnotes" (that are actually backnotes and often have nothing to do with the body of her book) and outright deceptive comments in her books, but for implying that she was a friend of Franken!
Then, he slammed -- in hilarious and extensive detail -- O'Reilly's repeated claim that his old show, A Current Affair, had won two Peabody Awards. It didn't. It turns out that it won two Polk Awards. He also skewered O'Reilly for not retracting anything, using the cover of "corrections" and "mistakes."
Then came an unexpected flourish from Franken: "We have been takin' it and takin' it on the left." Franken angrily blasted the lies of the right about the memorial for his friend Paul Wellstone. I have never heard Franken so outraged, earnest and emotional. "We're NOT going to sit for this anymore, we're NOT!"
Franken wrapped up, and O'Reilly chimed in, complaining "We're only supposed to go for fifteen minutes, this idiot goes thirty-five."
O'Reilly, it turns out, had LIED. According to my time-coded tape of the event, Franken went about five minutes over -- because, unlike O'Reilly, Franken was having to stop his comments because the audience was loving his schtick and laughing. O'Reilly, who I can only assume was incensed that an audience of mixed political views had warmed to Franken, started to whine about having "misspoke" about the Peabody -- and when Franken tried to correct him...
FRANKEN: No, no, no, no, no, that's not...
O'REILLY: HEY! SHADDAP! YA HAD YER THIRDYFIVE MINUTES!
FRANKEN: No, you shut up!
O'REILLY (turning red): SHUT!!! UP!!!
FRANKEN: This isn't your show, Bill! Bill, you can't...
O'REILLY: This is what this guy does! THIS IS WHAT HE DOES!
That's right Bill: Franken exposes you and people like you as the short-tempered, spiteful, mean-spirited, thin-skinned, petty, fraudulent, pedantic shills for fascism that you all are.
And he does it with a smile, and damn well.
In a final petty and shot at Franken, O'Reilly claimed that Franken "demonized" him. But Franken got the last word and turned the tables on Mister No-Spin, reminding O'Reilly that he kept claiming that "We" won the Polk twice -- the problem being that the awards were given after O'Reilly had left the show!
Game, set and match to Franken.
-- Gene Gaudette
C-SPAN2 Smackdown!
Al Franken beats up on poor Bill O-Lie-ly
It seems there was a major, live dustup between Al Franken and Bill O'Reilly yesterday afternoon on C-SPAN2. We missed the live fireworks -- but stayed up late last night for the rerun at midnight EDT.
The setting was a book fair in Los Angeles. The hostess and moderator was former California congressperson turned publishing player Pat Schroeder -- a gracious and very charming podium hostess. The guests were Molly Ivins, Bill O'Reilly, and Al Franken -- all plugging forthcoming books. Each got a slice of time to address the attendees -- and judging by the applause, a lot of O'Reilly's partisans showed up to cheer him on. Seems Al Franken had quite the following, too.
Molly talked a little about her new book -- but said more about her previous tome, "Shrub," which, she noted, turned out to be prescient in its forecasting the many nonsuccesses of His Fraudulence and his misadministration so far.
O'Reilly followed, and spent most of his time trying to convince viewers that he is "neither conservative nor liberal" but a "true independent" -- using some frankly questionable example to "prove" his point. He talked a good game about virtues, "principles" and "discipline" -- and how awful it is to have a government that just might help make your life even one iota easier. It sounded like a retread of his overrated and completely fixed FAUX News Channel prime-time "interview" program The O'Reilly Factor, a sham "political talk show" that is nothing more than a means for Rupert Murdoch, Roger Ailes and their conservative cronies to communicate the spin of the day.
Up to the podium came Franken, with the draft cover for his new book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced View of the Right". He immediately pointed out that O'Reilly was among the many liars on the preliminary cover -- which elicited an angry scowl from O'Reilly, who was the frequent subject of cutaways during Franken's hilarious monologue. Billy-Bob's visage was frozen in the most p!ssed-off look we've yet seen from anyone on any flavor of C-SPAN. O'Reilly was also leaning away from Franken -- to the point where it appeared as if he might slip out of his seat at any moment.
Before Franken previewed his book, he said that "God, um, asked me to write this book because he's so p!ssed off at Bush" -- who was not picked by God "but by Clarence Thomas." The audience was laughing, and laughing loud.
Franken then started taking shots at his book's subjects. He said "Lies..." is a response to phonied-up tomes about alleged media bias by Bernie Goldberg and Ann Coulter. He slammed the myth of the media having a pro-liberal bias, citing the magazines that did not give in to Monica mania: "Sailing, "Grocer's Monthly", "Juggs", and "Big Butt." He slammed the lie about the Bush tax cut going to the most needy -- saying that Chimp Boy hasn't clue one anyway. He slammed the record of Bush Daddy and Junior on making jobs disappear, cracking wise that if Bushes had run the country since 1776, not one person would have worked. His impersonation of Cheney uncomfortably slipping the word "evildoers" into a speech was priceless. And he needled Richard Scaife about buying up Mona Charen's latest book in quantity "to use as mulch."
Franken was on a roll. And then he pulled out the strategic nuclear weapons.
First, he hilariously nailed Ann Coulter not only for deceptive "footnotes" (that are actually backnotes and often have nothing to do with the body of her book) and outright deceptive comments in her books, but for implying that she was a friend of Franken!
Then, he slammed -- in hilarious and extensive detail -- O'Reilly's repeated claim that his old show, A Current Affair, had won two Peabody Awards. It didn't. It turns out that it won two Polk Awards. He also skewered O'Reilly for not retracting anything, using the cover of "corrections" and "mistakes."
Then came an unexpected flourish from Franken: "We have been takin' it and takin' it on the left." Franken angrily blasted the lies of the right about the memorial for his friend Paul Wellstone. I have never heard Franken so outraged, earnest and emotional. "We're NOT going to sit for this anymore, we're NOT!"
Franken wrapped up, and O'Reilly chimed in, complaining "We're only supposed to go for fifteen minutes, this idiot goes thirty-five."
O'Reilly, it turns out, had LIED. According to my time-coded tape of the event, Franken went about five minutes over -- because, unlike O'Reilly, Franken was having to stop his comments because the audience was loving his schtick and laughing. O'Reilly, who I can only assume was incensed that an audience of mixed political views had warmed to Franken, started to whine about having "misspoke" about the Peabody -- and when Franken tried to correct him...
FRANKEN: No, no, no, no, no, that's not...
O'REILLY: HEY! SHADDAP! YA HAD YER THIRDYFIVE MINUTES!
FRANKEN: No, you shut up!
O'REILLY (turning red): SHUT!!! UP!!!
FRANKEN: This isn't your show, Bill! Bill, you can't...
O'REILLY: This is what this guy does! THIS IS WHAT HE DOES!
That's right Bill: Franken exposes you and people like you as the short-tempered, spiteful, mean-spirited, thin-skinned, petty, fraudulent, pedantic shills for fascism that you all are.
And he does it with a smile, and damn well.
In a final petty and shot at Franken, O'Reilly claimed that Franken "demonized" him. But Franken got the last word and turned the tables on Mister No-Spin, reminding O'Reilly that he kept claiming that "We" won the Polk twice -- the problem being that the awards were given after O'Reilly had left the show!
Game, set and match to Franken.
-- Gene Gaudette