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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:23 pm

Is this a new design for the blue helmet of peacefulness?

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Postby lukpac » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:12 pm

At least the eyes are open.

And does anyone care about the Donald/Rosie thing anymore?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:21 pm

Is anyone still thinking about Valentine's Day?

Should this even qualify as a "Mallentine"?

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:29 pm

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Postby lukpac » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:46 pm

JFK?
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Rspaight » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:15 pm

No, Bruce. Jonah Goldberg does not count as a "source."

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:58 am

Those Lazy Federal Employees Part 32823823:

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It's interesting that Tinsley seems to believe that federal employees are the only ones who don't have to work on Presidents' Day.

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Postby Rspaight » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:44 pm

It's interesting that Tinsley seems to believe that federal employees are the only ones who don't have to work on Presidents' Day.


Also, that he clearly believes that less people should get that day off, not more.

Why does Bruce hate George Washington and Abraham Lincoln?

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:20 am

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:45 am

Um...?

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Honestly, I don't know how to react to this one. I actually find it mildly amusing, but that's because it comes across like a parody of how right-wing nutjobs view liberals.

But Tinsley can't possibly mean it that way, can he? He actually think he's making a point about how those liberal baby boomers would rather have their daughters date pierced transgendered anarchists than clean-cut conservatives.

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:34 am

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The Duck and Cover analysis says it all:

Pretty much everything you need to know about Mallard is summed up in this panel, and I'm not talking about the rambling incoherence and the unrecognizable caricature.

Apparently Mallard believes that the members of the Sixties generation, most of whom morphed into Yuppies, went 40 years from the late 60's until now without ever holding down a job.

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Postby Jeff » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:33 am

Not to mention the fact that Hopper is a well-known Republican... :roll:

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:01 am

At least we don't get the unrecognizable caricature this time.

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Postby lukpac » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:13 am

"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD