Mallard Fillmore

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Fri May 19, 2006 5:11 pm

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Sun May 21, 2006 12:23 pm

Dumber than Mallard Fillmore? You be the judge.

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Postby lukpac » Sun May 21, 2006 12:32 pm

Bennett Cerf wrote:Dumber than Mallard Fillmore? You be the judge.


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"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Mon May 22, 2006 10:22 am

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Postby lukpac » Mon May 22, 2006 10:43 am

I don't think Bruce realizes that his "cartoon" doesn't show up in the papers until a few weeks after he writes it.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue May 23, 2006 10:08 am

Topical as ever...

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Postby Rspaight » Tue May 23, 2006 11:19 am

OK, here's a fun game. Let's try to predict what lame strips Bruce will generate in a couple weeks' time about William Jefferson.

I foresee:

- Complaints that Tom DeLay was treated unfairly
- A racially exaggerated caricature
- A "liberal" strawman explaining how bribes are no big deal
- Some connection to Nagin / shifting blame from feds on Katrina

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Tue May 23, 2006 11:40 am

Can he work in something about a hypothetical white congressman who would be tarred and feathered and (wink wink nudge nudge) hanging from a tree if he got caught taking bribes?

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Postby lukpac » Tue May 23, 2006 11:54 am

It's the fault of the MSM.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Wed May 24, 2006 10:26 am

Hey, did you hear about Patrick Kennedy?

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Postby Rspaight » Wed May 24, 2006 11:32 am

There's no such thing as a dead horse when you're a duck.

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Postby lukpac » Wed May 24, 2006 11:50 am

Maybe Matt is actually Bruce Tinsley.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu May 25, 2006 9:36 am

Why must the liberal MSM ignore the "dog bites man" stories?

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Postby lukpac » Thu May 25, 2006 9:43 am

I don't get it.
"I know because it is impossible for a tape to hold the compression levels of these treble boosted MFSL's like Something/Anything. The metal particulate on the tape would shatter and all you'd hear is distortion if even that." - VD

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Postby Bennett Cerf » Thu May 25, 2006 11:32 am

My comment or the strip?