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[lukpac]

Ooh, Obama update:

Barack Hussein Obama II (b. August 4, 1961, in Honolulu, Hawaii) is the 44th President of the United States. Through heavy use of early voting by the Democrat political machine, Obama was elected president in 2008 with 365 electoral votes and 53% of the popular vote. In 2012 he was elected to a second term with 332 electoral votes and 51% of the popular vote. Promoted heavily by liberals, as demonstrated by his unjustified receipt of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, Obama won the presidency despite a short and unremarkable political career by outspending his opponent, John McCain, by hundreds of millions of dollars in 2008, and spending more than a billion dollars from special interests to attain reelection in 2012.[2]

The liberal claptrap that helped elect Obama as president seems silly today. It was claimed, for example, that Obama has millions of followers on Twitter, when allegedly some 70% of them are fake.[3] And although the lamestream media promoted Obama as a great orator, in fact he relies almost entirely on teleprompters for his speeches and press conferences, and at one point even had teleprompters set up for him in a middle school classroom in order to speak to the media.

Obama is pro-abortion. During his campaigns Obama said that he intended to "spread the wealth around" and has been portrayed as saying that entrepreneurs and employers deserve no credit for building their businesses. [4] On March 1, 2013 Obama issued Executive Orders to implement his sequester of budget cuts which[5] has been widely criticized for destroying jobs in what was an anaemic and fragile recovery.[6]
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Americans deaths in Afghanistan have more than doubled under Obama's leadership compared with the preceding eight years of George Bush, according to the Congressional Research Service [12] Against his own Defense Secretary's advice, Obama attacked Libya - a possible violation of the War Powers Act. After he he took credit for the killing of September 11th mastermind terrorist Osama bin Laden, the U.S. State Department warned of increased risk to the lives and safety of Americans.[13] Bin Laden's successor, Ayman al-Zawahiri confirmed the Benghazi Attack which killed four State Department employees, was motivated by revenge.[14] Bin Laden's killing, however had negligible impact on Obama's approval ratings.[15]

Obama's bizarre gaffes are frequent and embarrassing, but typically unreported by the liberal media. Many hardworking American businessmen took offense to a 2012 campaign speech about the economy where he says "You didn't build that." Obama offended Poland by referring to the Nazi death camps there as "Polish death camps." Later Obama apologized.[16] Even the New York Times was critical of Obama's incessant boasting about the killing of bin Laden.[17]

[Rspaight]

re: The worst majors IN THE WORLD.

I like how they just pulled that list out of thin air. But, hey, I'm in the top ten and somehow supporting myself. I beat the odds, or something.

The completely ass-backwards interpretation of the "liberal schools charge more to decline a worthless major" story was also funny.

[Bennett Cerf]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Donald_Trump

Donald John Trump (b. Queens, New York, on June 14, 1946), nicknamed "The Donald," is a successful businessman, entrepreneur, outspoken politician, and television personality. He is the legitimately-elected and fully-qualified president of the United States as a result of winning the 2016 presidential election as the Republican nominee.
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On June 16, 2015, he declared his candidacy for the Republican nomination in the 2016 presidential election.[5] Unlike most other U.S presidential candidates, Trump sharply criticizes the media and talks about issues that no elected official dares touch. For example, Trump stands up against feminists, unlike most politicians. In another example, in 2011 Trump persistently doubted whether Barack Obama had been born in the United States, which caused Obama's approval ratings to drop below 40% until Obama finally caved in to Trump and produced what Obama claimed was his birth certificate. Trump then scoffed at Obama's conduct.
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Trump used to own the un-Christian Miss Universe Pageant, which objectified the female body and promoted lust and infidelity. Controversy arose when one of the winners, Tara Conner, was caught breaking pageant rules by drinking and other activities. Trump gave her a second chance after personally speaking with her and allowed her to retain her crown as she attended rehabilitation.
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Trump says that the legalization of same-sex "marriage" doesn't matter because it's "settled law" now,[19] even though five liberal members of the Supreme Court illegally made Obergefell v. Hodges into "law" via judicial activism based on their personal feelings about the issue. Trump believes that homosexual couples have the same adoption rights as straight couples,[20] Despite what the Left claims, Donald Trump has voiced open support the LGBTQ community, and was the first Republican President to do so.[Citation Needed] He has stated that he will do everything he can do to protect the LGBTQ community, from Islamic extremists.
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Trump had pledged, if elected president, to appoint a special prosecutor to further investigate Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server whilst Secretary of State, but Hillary took her crushing defeat so hard that Trump charitably softened his stance after winning.[73]

[lukpac]

Satire is dead.

[Rspaight]

We're all living in Conservapedia now.

[lukpac]

Conservapedia: The Encyclopedia for Conspiracy Theorists

[Bennett Cerf]

https://www.conservapedia.com/Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a progressive Democrat racist, Soros mercenary and outspoken advocate of the murderous ideology of Socialism. She is a member of the Congressional Progressive Caucus noted for her use of Marxist clichés.
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Ocasio-Cortez is the quintessential wide-eyed liberal.[8]
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Elected to Congress, Ocasio-Cortez immediately began wasting taxpayer money.[14]

After having offed Pelosi's successor, the Democrats had no one to succeed her. But that didn't stop Ocasio-Cortez from trying to off Pelosi, as well.[15] Socialism can only tear down; Socialism had never built anything that can endure.
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Bernie Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez's proposals for free healthcare, tuition, and housing is estimated to cost more than half of World GDP.[17] This is fundamentally a racist argument - that Americans by birth have the right to the fruits of other people's labor.
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She has publicly admitted to using climate change politics to push her broader socialist and SJW politics.[23]

[lukpac]

This has to be satire. Right?

Also:

"Bernie Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez's proposals for free healthcare, tuition, and housing is estimated to cost more than half of World GDP.[17] This is fundamentally a racist argument - that Americans by birth have the right to the fruits of other people's labor."

Wut?

[lukpac]

See also: wut?

"Holocaust denialism

Main article: Holocaust denial

Ocasio-Cortez compared illegal Central American migrants in Mexico seeking to enter the United States to Holocaust victims."

[Bennett Cerf]

https://conservapedia.com/Joseph_Biden

Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden, Jr., or Creepy Uncle Joe, Grandpa Gropes, Quid pro quo Joe and many others (born[1] November 20, 1942, see: Biden's age), was the Vice President of the United States and served as President Barack Obama's token segregationist. He is famously known as the architect of mass incarceration[2] and the most extensive voter fraud organization in history.[3] As the Democratic party nominee in the 2020 presidential election he was endorsed by Neo-Nazi white supremacist Richard Spencer[4] and the official organ of the genocidal Communist party of China.[5] Biden has been implicated in pay-to-play corruption in the Biden-Burisma scandal[6] and is in a business partnership with the People's Liberation Army of the People's Republic of China.[7][8]

[lukpac]

"and many others"

[lukpac]

https://conservapedia.com/Parler

Parler is an American social networking service and alternative to Twitter. Its name is the French word for "to speak" (and is pronounced like "parlor"). It was founded in 2018 and based in Henderson, Nevada by John Matze and Jared Thomson.[1] The site is populated with a majority of right-leaning users, although all are welcome. Famous users include Candace Owens, Laura Loomer, Mike Lee, Milo Yiannopoulos, Paul Joseph Watson and Roger Stone. In June of 2020, Parler gained many users, and more celebrities including Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Dan Bongino, Eric Trump, and Donald Trump Jr. Parler currently has around 1,000,000 users.

Parler, like fellow social networking service Gab, does not engage in censorship against other opinions. Because of this, Parler has been unfairly attacked by the anti-free speech Mainstream Media and Wikipedia as "far-right" and "anti-Islam", despite having over 200,000 Arabic users currently online.[2]

Hate speech is not a bannable offense on Parler according to its company's CEO, John Matze.[3]

[Bennett Cerf]

https://www.conservapedia.com/Kamala_Harris

Kamala Devi Harris[2] (b. 1964, she/her) also known as Krazy Kamala, ¡Qué mala![3][4] or Kalifornia Kamala, is the undemocratically selected Presidential nominee of the American Democrat party for whom nobody voted. Not since 1968 has the Democrat party nominated a Presidential candidate who never appeared on any primary election ballot anywhere.[5] Her 2024 presidential bid is backed by Russia.[6] Harris was, according to Joe Biden, a diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) hiree as vice president. [7] Harris is known to have considerable drinking problem.[8]

According to mainstream, liberal media,[9] Harris was appointed Border Czar by Joe Biden, who was ousted from the 2024 Democratic Party Presidential ticket in a coup over questions of his fitness to serve office.[10] In June 2023 NBC News reported that Harris had achieved the lowest approval rating for a vice president in the history of the poll.[11] Democrat powerbroker Nancy Pelosi was quoted as saying Harris is a worse candidate than Joe Biden,[12] who was removed suffering from dementia.[13]

[lukpac]

I love satire.