Favorite songs to listen to while fucking sheep?

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Favorite songs to listen to while fucking sheep?

Postby Xenu » Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:28 pm

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SOMEONE post in my freakin' Metamorphosis thread!
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Postby Ron » Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:36 pm

It was my understanding that from the time you first got a houseboy your sheep-fucking days were finished. Did I somehow get that wrong?
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Postby JohnS » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:54 pm

'The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway' (Genesis) and 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' (Paul McCartney) are my choices :D
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Postby britre » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:06 pm

Pink Floyd, Sheep all the way............
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Postby Rspaight » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:14 pm

W.A.S.P. -- "Fuck Like A Beast"
Spinal Tap -- "Sex Farm"
The Who -- "Now I'm A Farmer"
Suede -- "Animal Lover"
CSNY -- "Our House" (no particular lyrical content, it's just such a sweet song for cuddling afterward)

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Re: Favorite songs to listen to while fucking sheep?

Postby jbohdan » Thu Aug 28, 2003 9:02 pm

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings "Hey you, get off of my cloud".

The farmer says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe".
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Postby Paul Curtis » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:35 am

Dunno 'bout sheep-fucking, but John Cale's Animal Justice EP makes a perfect accompaniment whilst choking your chicken! :mrgreen:

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Postby Xenu » Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:20 am

I'm surprised this hasn't turned into a discussion on Village Green..."Animal Farm" and all.
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Postby Ron » Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:04 am

I'm surprised it turned into any sort of discussion at all.
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Postby Mike R » Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:05 pm

Paul Curtis wrote:Dunno 'bout sheep-fucking, but John Cale's Animal Justice EP makes a perfect accompaniment whilst choking your chicken! :mrgreen:

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Just listening the vinyl of that EP right now. You'd really do that, to this music. Count me out.

Weird, wacky stuff. :shock:
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Postby Paul Curtis » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:21 pm

Mike R wrote:
Paul Curtis wrote:Dunno 'bout sheep-fucking, but John Cale's Animal Justice EP makes a perfect accompaniment whilst choking your chicken! :mrgreen:

Just listening the vinyl of that EP right now. You'd really do that, to this music. Count me out.

Weird, wacky stuff. :shock:


Well, I was thinking especially of the notorious onstage incident which...er, inspired the leadoff track of that EP, "Chicken Shit."

As Cale said afterwards: "I didn't hurt it, I killed it--it didn't feel a thing!" :twisted:

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Postby Ed Bishop » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:31 pm

Don't forget "Farmer John" and "Farmer's Daughter"....to say nothing of "Pigs On The Wing," "Piggies," "Waltz For A Pig"....why confine yourself to sheep, D? :wink:

Truth to tell, I only posted in this thread so I could get an e-mail notification later under the title heading....if nothing else, the funniest one I've seen on the net in some time.... :lol:



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Postby Ron » Mon Sep 15, 2003 6:15 pm

Ed Bishop wrote:Don't forget "Farmer John" and "Farmer's Daughter"....to say nothing of "Pigs On The Wing," "Piggies," "Waltz For A Pig"....why confine yourself to sheep, D? :wink:

Truth to tell, I only posted in this thread so I could get an e-mail notification later under the title heading....if nothing else, the funniest one I've seen on the net in some time.... :lol:



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Well, seeing as how the only way you're gonna get that email notification with the ultra cool subject heading is for someone to reply to your post, then "Let It Be Me."
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Postby Ed Bishop » Mon Sep 15, 2003 8:26 pm

Ron wrote:
Ed Bishop wrote:Don't forget "Farmer John" and "Farmer's Daughter"....to say nothing of "Pigs On The Wing," "Piggies," "Waltz For A Pig"....why confine yourself to sheep, D? :wink:

Truth to tell, I only posted in this thread so I could get an e-mail notification later under the title heading....if nothing else, the funniest one I've seen on the net in some time.... :lol:



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Well, seeing as how the only way you're gonna get that email notification with the ultra cool subject heading is for someone to reply to your post, then "Let It Be Me."


Thanks, Ron. Laughed my ass off! Scroll up to it...yep! It's D all the way! :lol:

Someday, perhaps he'll explain how he came to acquire a taste for barnyard animals...and not for cooking purposes.... :shock:


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Postby Ron » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:46 am

I don't know this for a fact, but rumor has it that Xenu "O Great One" ["D" to you] caught his houseboy "doing the unmentionable" [in the barnyard sense] in the shed in the back yard. I think it must have been soon thereafter that he acquired a taste himself for these forbidden pleasures.

BTW Ed, you gotta admit that whereas we're a little short in the membership department here [though July's Membership Drive did juuust about take us to our goal of hitting the three-digit mark], we make up for that shortcoming with lots of frivolity and mirth. And sometimes even discussions about music. All to say, hope you hang out on a regular basis.
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