SUBJECT: Tour '08
"A demand to fetishize and imprison the event within the constraints of photography, autography and recording."
Flash forward: KC tour 2008 (the great move sideways). "Audients" will be screened for cameras, cell phones, recording devices, cigarettes, and bright clothing. Following a disturbing incident of "boobyism" at a pub on July 28, 2006 (as detailed in a now legendary diary entry) KC will also no longer perform in front of Protestants or any audients born in Wales.
Members of the recently formed KCommunion of the KCrimson KCing KClub wearing their official glare-free deluxe badges will be offered an opportunity to purchase the deluxe "Tourbox 08" that includes a full 7 minutes of studio chatter, a previously unreleased 15 second ending of "Red," and a 3 X 5 photo of Adrian Belew looking at a genuine Fripp signature (written voluntarily, it must be added!).
All this housed in an exclusive jewel KCase for a mere $74.00. The KCrowd goes wild! (but in a controlled & approved fashion.) "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
99.9% of the people on this list would eagerly accept the above scenario."
Damn...this guy should contribute to the Snakepit!