Rhinophonic Wonderment (and why mono sucks)

[Rspaight]

Yes, but have you seen him in the bathhouse?

Ryan

[Xenu]

Japanese informercials *need* penis enlargement creams, lemme tell ya.

[Patrick M]

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiol ... is_by_race

[Ron]

It should be known that 'Dr. Ron' is nothing but a quack. His "schooling" was from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College. By day he's a "doctor", while by night he pushes penis enlargement creams on Japanese infomercials. And on top of all that, the tabloids are reporting that the little boy he was seen "hugging" *wasn't* his nephew.

I'll have you know that those "infomercials" that you are now bandying about, while not having aired on any of the major networks here, have appeared on the number four cable outlet in the greater Nagoya-Osaka-Kyoto area. Oh. And the tabloid stories are all pretty much based on a series of misunderstandings. At least that's the position Immigration is taking so far in this case.

[Ron]

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html#smallest_penis_by_race

OK. OK. I actually read part of this link [Hmmm.]. Here's my favorite bit:

"It is generally said that the penis of the Negro is very large," so wrote German anthropologist Johann Friedrich Blumenbach in 1795. "And this assertion is so far borne out by the remarkable genitory apparatus of an Ethiopian which I have in my anatomical collection."

This clown has a "genitory apparatus" [which is a hoot in itself] in his "anatomical collection." Waaay too fucking weird for me.

[Ron]

Japanese informercials *need* penis enlargement creams, lemme tell ya.

This is a *nation* in need of genitory apparatus enlargement creams. What's it tell ya when a Japanese baseball player has his mug plastered all over a fleet of airplanes because he made it to the American bigs? It tells me this is a nation of small dicks, *that's* what.

[Boy, has this thread devolved to mush.]

[Patrick M]

PLASTER CASTER - Gene Simmons

Baby's getting anxious, the hour's getting late
The night is almost over, she can't wait
Oh, things are complicating, my love is in her hands
And there's no more waiting, she understands

The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection, her collection

Plaster caster, grab a hold of me faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her
And my love is the plaster
And yeah, she's the collector
She wants me all the time to inject her

The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her
Go on, ask her

The plaster's gettin' harder and my love is perfection
A token of my love for her collection, her collection

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
If you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her

Plaster caster, plaster caster
She wants my love to last her, last her, last her
And she calls me by the name of master, master

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
If you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her

Plaster caster, plaster caster
Grab a hold of me faster, plaster, faster
And if you wanna see my love, just ask her, ask her
Plaster caster, plaster caster

[Rspaight]

This clown has a "genitory apparatus" [which is a hoot in itself] in his "anatomical collection." Waaay too fucking weird for me.

Didn't everybody in 1795?

And finally, what is hopefully the last word on this sorry subject:



Ryan

PS -- Heh heh heh. Just realized the URL to my webspace has the word "members" in it. Heh huh heh huh.

[Ron]

PS -- Heh heh heh. Just realized the URL to my webspace has the word "members" in it. Heh huh heh huh.

Just imagine how funny it'd be if the URL had "genitory apparatuses" instead. Now that'd be absolutely *hysterical*. [Think I just peed my drawers.]

[lukpac]

Like this?

http://genitory-apparatuses.lukpac.org/

[Ron]

Am I the only one who fell for this? Oouuch.