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by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:15 am
Forum: Audio Technology
Topic: Grover interconnects
Replies: 11
Views: 9631

You mean VINYL! The ORIGINAL HI-REZ FORMAT! ???

Now imagine how much better that cat turd vinyl will be after an additional 100 hours of burn-in time!
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 11:08 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: Let's Get Rich! Propose Your Audiophool Accoutrement Here!
Replies: 20
Views: 9460

I think it's high time that the old Mexican Jumping Bean concept was revived for the digital age - and, needless to say, aimed squarely at the audiophile market. Imagine if you will a box - let's call it "The Jitter Bug" (catchy name, doncha think?) - that's connected 'twixt the outboard DAC and the...
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:54 am
Forum: Audio Technology
Topic: Grover interconnects
Replies: 11
Views: 9631

Was it Sophocles who said that the love between a man and his interconnects is the highest and most sacred love of all?


Grover's wires ... like a cloud kissed by Zeus.

Blessings be upon ye forever more,
My audiophool sheep.
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:42 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: Let's Get Rich! Propose Your Audiophool Accoutrement Here!
Replies: 20
Views: 9460

And don't forget to raise the price accordingly. Remember, new tech = progress = higher prices! Also, thicker sandpaper for (dual-layered) hybrids (and accordingly higher price for higher-tech sandpaper). Another invention, sticking with the mirror-theme (I'm fixated on that today, for some weird re...
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:00 am
Forum: Religion
Topic: The Beatles were (are) bigger than Jesus!
Replies: 7
Views: 6072

I don't believe in Bibles.

I just believe in Yoko and me. And that's reality.
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:47 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: Let's Get Rich! Propose Your Audiophool Accoutrement Here!
Replies: 20
Views: 9460

Let's Get Rich! Propose Your Audiophool Accoutrement Here!

Idea: think of the silliest, stupidest, most irrational aid to the audiophile you can imagine. Lukpac forum members covertly spread the word throughout various audiophool forums on the internet. Example: "Dude at Audio Asylum/Steve Hoffman.tv! You mean you haven't yet tried the Euro Waveform Acousta...
by Kjoerup
Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:20 am
Forum: Audio Technology
Topic: Grover interconnects
Replies: 11
Views: 9631

I'm waiting for Grover to build a hatrack for krabapple's cat's turds, then I might buy. Actually, I don't give a ding dang doodle if Grover's cables are any good or not. I'm sure they're OK - at least as good as the ones of a similar or identical gauge from Radio Shack or Kimber or Monster Cable or...
by Kjoerup
Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:39 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: We need a FORMAT WAR thread (or twelve)
Replies: 46
Views: 20091

Forum thread. In fact, I noticed someone referred and linked to it here at lukpac some months back.
by Kjoerup
Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:13 pm
Forum: Audio Technology
Topic: Of ProTools, UD vs UDII, and other digital bits
Replies: 29
Views: 35113

As luck would have it, I spent the afternoon musing over this very topic with a bottle of Sangria and my Ouija board and who do I inadvertently channel but none other than Jim Jones-David Koresh would-be successor messiah Steve Hoffman!!! His Holiness instructed me to convey the following missive to...
by Kjoerup
Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:50 am
Forum: General Music Discussion
Topic: We need a FORMAT WAR thread (or twelve)
Replies: 46
Views: 20091

My first post at this forum! Wanna hear the dumbest one of all? True story! You know, Steve Hoffman actually got all in a huff over my questions and legitimate doubts about the supposed "superiority" of SACD, particularly when I insisted on hitting them with the scientific facts of the matter. He fi...